Житие мое

Извините, не могла не поделиться этим дивным спамом :))))) Про умершего дядю-миллионера и старого друга, которому срочно нужны деньги, все наслышаны, но такое со мной впервые.

Hi!
At the time when you abuse yourself watching porno web site your notebook had been infected.
By now I had all required dirty laundry and contact files of all your relatives.
The computer program switched on yours your camera and captured on video and took photos.
All access to yours social networking websites accounts are in my hands.
In a case if you don’t wish me to email all the dirty pictures ( when you have been beating the dummy ) to your friends and collaborates, then you ought to give U.S.Dollar 500 to my Bitcoin number
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Otherwise if I do not obtain transference within 24 hours I going to deliver dirt to all loved ones and coworkers and to Internet.
If you gonna fulfill all the conditions I will shut down all this files.
You The most important in your days is family values and you should know that. There is no such situation in a case if you do not make that dirty things. Be careful for the future.
Best regards.

P.S. After finding that letter you have just 24 hours.
It is not necessary to write me that you have sent money to me. This address was given only to you, my system will delete everything automatically after transfer verification.
You can get 48 hours just write back +.
Im apologize for many mistakes - I live in China.

Я знаю, что это письмо сгенерировано ботом, но молча выкинуть его в корзину оказалось выше моих сил :))))
Спонсор ответа - гугль-транслейт, я нарочно не стала ничего приглаживать, дабы шоаррская мова воссияла во всей красе.

Dear friend from China!

To my great regret, I do not have a notebook, but I really want it. If you send me $ 500 to my account, then I’m ready to send you a photo of how I beat a dummy and fuck an inflatable doll, very scary, you'll like it! For even $ 500, my husband is even ready to make a video.

Sorry for the mistakes, I'm from Belarus.

Быть может, это начало новой удивительной дружбы.